Homer Seckshwul

A prank call name. Use it on a bartender.

You: I'm looking for Mr. Seckshwul. First name, Homer

Bartender to customers: Hey, is there a Homer Seckshwul in here?

Customers: *laughs*

BArtender: *gets mad*

by Jon December 22, 2004

surprise butt secks

An unexpected anal sex. Can be used to surprise someone painfully (best method for rapist).

You may see some unpleasant results for surprising them.

PARIS: Hah you can't surprise me painfully...
MAN: Oh yeah?
*Shoves the penis in the anus*
PARIS: HOLY SHIIIIIIIIIT!!!!!!!!!!!!!
MAN: Holy Fuck....

surprise butt secks

by MrXman September 20, 2010

secks

The way geeks spell something they will never get.

3y3 w4nt t3h 53ck5!

by urbandictionary.com May 23, 2004

secksay

(uncommon) Net-slang for "sexy". Also can be used as "cool" or anything with an equivilant to that.

Ex#1: Man that guy's secksay..

Ex#2: My new shirt is so secksay. ^~

by Me May 5, 2003

secks

something Melwin doesn't hav

do u hav secks
no

by POTUS Official September 7, 2022

pirated butt secks

1. he/she who steals from the gay porn industry 2. they who jack gay porn 3. stolen pron of the homosexual variety

man 1 ugh where'd this come from man?

man 2 It's just pirated butt secks man!

by Ariaelin April 28, 2011

secks

1. The elite way of saying "sex"
2. The elite way of saying "sexy"
3. The alternative way of saying the word "f**k" in chatrooms where swearings are blocked.

1. He just had some hot secks.
2. Ragnarok Online is teh secks.
3. A: I will gruntapult you.
B: If you do that, i will secks you up.

by ItsTrue May 13, 2005