The moment you wake up, you grab your phone and take a picture of yourself while still in bed.
The rule is you are not allowed to fix your hair, put on make-up, turn on the lights, or even remove the crusty stuff from your eyes. The first thing you will see will be the flash from the camera. Then you post the picture to social media.
The rule is you are not allowed to fix your hair, put on make-up, turn on the lights, or even remove the crusty stuff from your eyes. The first thing you will see will be the flash from the camera. Then you post the picture to social media.
Jane: Is that what you looked like when you woke up?
Tom: Yes. It was my morning selfie. It is the new trend, but not everyone has the guts to do it.
Tom: Yes. It was my morning selfie. It is the new trend, but not everyone has the guts to do it.
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As a selfie centered individual, Mike preferred to look at his selfies while fapping.
During handshakes with snakes on Wednesday, Mike was thankful to be Selfie Centered, because his partner was a BagHead™©.
During handshakes with snakes on Wednesday, Mike was thankful to be Selfie Centered, because his partner was a BagHead™©.
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*friend picks up at 18th call*
Me : Aw man! I lost a self-bet now I gotta give myself 10 $!
*leaves a friend 17 missed calls*
*friend picks up at 18th call*
Me : Aw man! I lost a self-bet now I gotta give myself 10 $!
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Get the Self-bet mug.A person or organization that does things or operates in such a manner that is not in their best interest. This can be caused by a mental deficiency or some other psychological disorder. The sad reality is that this condition not only harms the individual or organization, but also everyone associated with that person or organization.
Urban Dictionary has been operating in a self destructive mode for many years by not instituting a plan for allowing its volunteer editors to vote to remove homophobic, racist and misogynist definitions that have been "already suggested for removal" but were kept because of the immaturity or mental deficiency of some of its editors. These horrific definitions are then allowed to remain on the UD web page for eternity with no way of removing them.
by PY Love and Peace December 5, 2012
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(verb) self-gratify: The process of "liking" your own Facebook comments, posts and pictures.
(verb) self-gratify: The process of "liking" your own Facebook comments, posts and pictures.
Matt is a classic "self-gratifier." He always feels the need to immediately "like" his own Facebook comments as he knows its probably the only way he can get others to pay attention to what he has to say.
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