Selfe

To raise one's leg up on an object whilst applying weight on that leg while keeping your back straight with one hand either on your hip or on your mustache (Which expands to your neck on both sides of your face in a simple thin line) in a disturbing manner.

This position was named after the great Mark Selfe who first appeared in this motion as a football exercise to stretch the legs

R: "Hey, look at that kid"
D: "OMG HE'S DOING A SELFE!!!"
J: "God damn it" -facepalm-

by That kid from Morley July 7, 2011

Selfer

Masculine connotation of selfie

Brittney sent me a sexy selfie. I shot back with a selfer

by HeavyCmane February 9, 2017

Selfpwn

To pwn oneself

>>And then I said, "I thought you had a girlfriend?"

/facepalm, selfpwnd tbh<<

by Zerazar October 24, 2008

selfpwn

It is the act of hurting or destroying oneself in computer games without any positive outcome. First used by Kaycee, of clan dHz(Half-life), Malaysia when she blew up her own satchel charge while forgetting it was nearby.

You just selfpwned.
rofl that was a selfpwn.

by iicaie October 16, 2008

Selfess

The art of making others rich. Some know it as Being Selfless on steroids. The upgrade of selfless.

That niggas selfess. He gave me some money

by Webbster Dictionary June 5, 2014

selfee

One who is the subject of a selfie.

If you are the subject of a selfie, that makes you a selfee.

by Smosh fan394 October 29, 2015

selfeye

A squinting eye expression, typical of the way people look at a phone when they or someone else is taking a selfie. See also selfie eyes.

Wow! That's a really great photo of you. Shame about the selfeyes though.

by daverap January 4, 2016