Fiber Seeking Backhoe

An evil machine, normally found at construction sites, hellbent on finding your internet and removing it. Most hated machine in the IT realm.

That Fiber Seeking Backhoe totally took down my internet yesterday!

by Stevehnh April 10, 2011

Heat-seeking moisture missile

An incredibly large, erect penis. Syn: dick, third leg, throbbing python of love,
Ant: prick

Launch the heat-seeking mositure missile!

by Chaoslight November 11, 2003

heat seeking moisture missile

A name for the penis

John's heat seeking moisture missile was probing Sally's cooch.

by mafioso March 23, 2003

attention seeking

someone that it incredibly annoying and will do anything to be in the spotlight!!! commonly known from lauren mcgrath’s slang

Damn. She’s so attention seeking. That bitch will do anything for people to look at her...

by chompingbecky May 31, 2018

Heat Seeking Moisture Missle

Slang word for Penis

My heat seeking moisture missle would love a run in with your kitty tonight.

by Tj Xanovaria October 11, 2004

slagttention seeking

When a very promiscuous/slagy person types something about how they love themself andtry and get attention about it.

Nicole: I love my tan and the tight white top is booming :)
James: Off into the garden to tan his six pack ;)

Nathan: Have you seen James and Nicole slagttention seeking?
Max: Yeah, probs like them alot?
Nathan and Max: LOL

by lmaoprobs March 3, 2010

Bum Seeking

Closely following your favourite BUM, usually while walking towards some destination. Works typically like the 'Heat Seeker' missile.Person automatically routes to the Best Alternative Bum at any given point of time along his path.

Dude,You are late.It hardly takes 5 minutes to reach the liverpool station.

Sorry.I was busy "Bum Seeking" all the way.

by smartsara July 12, 2010