scranus

The area between your shit dropper and goolies.

If you split your scranus you go psycho.

by P.Nus August 6, 2004

SCROTUS

Supremely Corruptible Ruler of the United States

Some people call Donald Trump SCROTUS when they want to let others know they distrust and disapprove of him.

by Raredog February 14, 2017

scranus

The flabby stinky skin between your dingleberry tree and ur tea bagger

Mom will u please stop tickeling my scranus

by Vagina Breath November 5, 2004

Lord Scrotus

King of testicles and all testicular related happenings. He has basically the biggest unit in the world. If you mess with him , he will take not only your anal virginity, but 79.8% of your sperm count. Don't mess with the King. He will fuck your shit. He gets more pussy than a pet store, while at the same time maintaining testicular balance in each man's scrotum.

ex1. Those who are sterile must have wronged Lord Scrotus in the past.
ex2. Pray to Lord Scrotus so you won't bust a nut.

by Scrotus_worshipper August 3, 2011

SCROTUS

conflation of SCROTUM and POTUS

SCROTUS does his best thinking when wearing his furry bathrobe after a nice warm shower. He also enjoys having the small heater in the cubbyhole of his Oval Office desk. SCROTUS jumps up and down when he goes golfing ; his scrotum swells with self-pride.

by anonymous February 14, 2017

Scrotanic Disaster

A horrific event occuring to one's scrotum or sack, usually used as a threat.

Dude, if you don't chill soon you're going to find yourself in the midst of a Scrotanic Disaster!

by Errr June 19, 2006

scranus

The area between the ass and the balls.

by JD April 10, 2003