Scroller

A person that has had so many ER visits, that the scroll bar is needed to see them all. Previously called frequent flyers, but that implied that we appreciated their business and were happy to give them a discount for their return. The term scroller has more of a negative connotation, meaning someone that abuses the system.

From the book Haiku STAT!

Too many visits.
Scroll bar needed to see them.
You are a “scroller.”

by Haikuist August 6, 2012

Scrollaxing

Verb: To scroll through all of your personal email and social media on your couch or bean bag at the end of a hard day. You find this to be an effective way to decompress or chill.

I'll be scrollaxing until 7:00, but I'll meet you at the bar at 7:30.

"What are your plans for tonight bro?" "It's really cold outide so I think I'm just going to stay in and do some scrollaxing on my iPad."

by Harry Duh Hound Dog July 26, 2016

scroodle

When you unintentionally create a coherent drawing out of a scribble. A combination of the word 'Scribble' and 'Doodle.'

I just accidently drew this scroodle

by TheLancaster September 3, 2015

scrooge mcduckin'

Making an absurd amount of money, usually by crooked means. Making money to the point that if you were to liquidate your funds, you could swim in your money, insofar as that's possible, like Scrooge McDuck.

Big oil executives were seriously Scrooge McDuckin' last quater. They made record profits by price gouging.

by Homeless Dave November 16, 2005

Scromote

To take a large shit on one's face.

Ah dude, this guy was pissing me off hardcore, so I showed him how I scromote guys who piss me off!

by KONGMAN September 16, 2010

Scrooge Toe

A hole found in tights, preferably near the toes causing, toes to protrude out of the hole. A Scrooge Toe can often be found on girls with no money, class or the ones who are just too lazy to throw out old tights.

Bird, buy some new tights. You've got a bad Scrooge Toe.

I CAN'T TAKE OFF MY SHOES BECAUSE I DON'T WANT PEOPLE TO SEE MY SCROOGE TOE!

by ScroogeToeMaster March 11, 2011

Scroll Stopper

A picture so interesting (whether it be an amazing cosplay, an attractive person, or other) that it makes you stop scrolling on social media to stare at it and maybe give it a like or comment.

wow, you are a total Scroll Stopper,

by Maestro-creep June 17, 2017