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strimpet

someone who performs the act of strimping
oh my god, that girl is a strimpet
by strimper March 24, 2003
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scrimpton

A modern sport, consisting of two or more people jumping meaninglessly and throwing themselves around on an air bed/mattress. This is perhaps better played in an enclosed area such as a tent, to prevent the competitors from falling or tumbling off the bouncy mattress.

Legend has it, that scrimpton was originally created, when two teenage boys were having a fight in a tent. When one boy fell onto the air-filled mattress, he allegedly had an epiphany. He thought, "Why do we insist on fighting each other, when we could put our differences aside and have a tremendous time jumping and falling onto this surprisingly hilarious airbed?". He aired this realisation to his friend, who instantly agreed and they proceeded to tell a few immediate friends of their discovery. Since this day, scrimpton has never looked back, and has now become a worldwide phenomenon.
"Hey Brian, you fancy a quick round of scrimpton?"

-"No thanks Horace mate, it's a bit too rough for me"
"Oh come on Brian! Don't be a peekacheese! It's really fun, everybody loves a bit of scrimpton."
-"Fine Horace, you win. Scrimpton it is."
by bilf seeker April 9, 2010
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Scrimpton

A person who hangs around public bathrooms asking people if they have a pound for the condom machine all day.
Steve: I wanna bang this chick from work, but I can't afford condoms, lend me a quid?
Barry: Mate you are such a fucking scrimpton.
by The Friendly Goat September 16, 2015
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scrumpet

A kid who thinks he is tough while he really is not
This kid's a gutter scrumpet. He acts all hard but he was born from a family of puds.
by T. February 2, 2005
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scrumpetaroo

A scrumpet with a flag or other waving device, cheering for a team as yet undefined.
The scrumpetaroo says "Go Bears!"
by Dezmodude December 9, 2008
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Scrumpette

An attractive woman who you want to take home and "eat out".
She's quite the scrumpette, wouldn't mind growling her all night.
by GeeDerp August 20, 2011
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scrumpet

a stupid person or blond person generaly a girl, can also mean lesbian (context dependant)in some cases it could mean anything its what u want it to mean
"that girl is such a scrumpet"

"she is such a scrumpet the other day she said 2x2=6"

"ahh im such a scrumpet! lol"
by lockie_oz September 15, 2006
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