scraffed

The process of scratching an orifice of any living creature and then having to vigorously smell the object/s used to scratch it. Whilst performing this action you must be dressed in a gimp suit whilst screaming 'Ainsley Harriott gave my meat a good ol' rub'.

"Hey dude, I finally scraffed Sophie last night. For some weird reason all I can smell is shit today."

by HDAM February 14, 2017

scriffle

noun: some one who gets aroused while sleepin in a room with other guys

what a scriffle... look at him hes got a big boner while sleepin at a sleepover with his friends

by arty ziff June 15, 2005

Scrifflenargin

To bitch slap with a fish

I scrifflenargined that sucka.

by Big Bubba June 18, 2004

Scruffle

A small mixed-breed dog; a dog that has an unlikely combination of parentage (such as a doberman and a poodle)or is in-bred; a mutt that is unnattractive.

The scruffle could not be taught to fetch.

by Ann Pibel April 14, 2008

Scruffle

To take a comb and brush someones hair and look at the scalp for dandruff

"Hey, i have alot of dandruff, so i brought u a comb so you can scruffle and loosen it up before i take a shower."

by mynameisshepimpsavage August 3, 2009

scwaffle

Idiot, not cool, a gimp

Quit being such a scwafle

by moron March 24, 2003

Scruffleneck

A stubborn person that is stuck in their ways and think that they know everything.

Sally is such a fucking scruffleneck, I was just trying to show her how to update her TPS reports and she just wouldn't listen.

by President Fuckface January 12, 2017