the scotsman thrust

a sexual maneuver that requires a female or male partner with the ability to lift your weight with his/her legs.
this maneuver first takes place when the male(with an erection), or female(strapped with a dong) is hoisted by thier partner vertically into the air by thier partners legs and dropped so the gravity forced stabbing of the penis or male prosthetic toy is rammed into the oriface of ones choice.

I think i broke my penis when my girlfriend had me do the scotsman thrust into her mouth

by HSL-42 December 28, 2005

Scotsman's Stare

The strange expression those North of the Border exhibit when they see an attractive member of the opposite sex.

Everytime the projector girl came into the room David Marwick gave her the Scotsman's Stare, it was as if he was back home in Edinburgh.

by Mark June 22, 2006

Scotsman's bollocks

Ginger nut biscuits aka ginger nuts

"Would you like a biscuit with your tea? I have a pack of Scotsman's bollocks" (

by John Banjophonist October 1, 2020

scotsman

To masturbate silently in the corner while watching people engage in sexual activity; often wearing a kilt.

I pulled a scotsman while Tiffany fingered Dilan's ass.

by lolzerker April 25, 2011

Scotsman

A wuss, a big jessy, can't stand up to his women.

A man who has been completely emasculated by his girlfriends

"Did you see Tony being shouted at by his girlfriend in front of all the guys?"
"Yeah, what a pussy he is such a Scotsman"

by Jane_do_rae_me_fa_so May 20, 2013

Scottsmare

Just one great dream that you never want to wake up from.

I had a scottsmare last night and punched myself in the bellybutton for waking up in the morning.

by Neil Andbob June 9, 2011

The Scotsman

Something that can happen during sex:
When the bed collapses, but you take a big swig of irn bru and keep banging.

Lana and i were fucking so wild last night that i pulled The Scotsman, now i need to buy a new bed.

by Gfield August 21, 2021