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Blast Scotland

A sexual act/Prank preformed on a male by another male that requires ejaculating on ones scrotum while sleeping with out detection.
Dude Jake is gonna Blast Scotland on Bobby over there!
by Ben Boi April 22, 2016
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Flying Scotsman

A locomotive built in 1923 under Sir Nigel Gresley's commands, was the first engine to be authenticated to break the 100mph barrier (though City of Truro did it first) and the only engine to operate in three different continents. Known as the money pit of the world by many enthusiasts for its costly overhauls, it has been one of the most dominant locomotives in railway preservation.
Flying Scotsman should be repainted into apple green.
by VT29 August 11, 2019
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Scotland

Gaelic name: Alba.

The northernmost country of the United Kingdom. Reknowned for tartans/kilts(which men look stunning in!), the lovely Highlands, many languages (Gàidhlig, Scots),
and much grief from the English.

Americans are known to settle there because of less expensive homes. The country is already very mixed up with people; native Scots could eventually be overwhelmed.
"Latha Math!" (Good day!)
"I'm sorry?"
"Nach eil Gàidhlig agaibh?" (You don't speak Gaelic?)
"I'm afraid that I don't understand you, ma'am... I thought you people spoke English."
"We do speak English... and Gaelic was our original language before the bloody English came in!"
by Lorelili March 3, 2005
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The Sexy Drunken Scotsman

A native of Scotland, often seen roaming the wilds of Canada and braving the New World.
With his love of his kilt, his undying patriotic pride and sudden bouts of drunken rage, no wonder everyone loves him.
Like most Scotsman, he enjoys drinking, fighting, and fixing things.
Always willing to lend a helping hand, the only thing he'll ask in return is money for his alcohol addiction.

Truly a modern day Saint.
Random Person1: Who's that over there?

Random Person2: Him? That's The Sexy Drunken Scotsman!

Random Person1: Does he even have a name?

Random Person2: No one really knows. He's often too drunk to know himself.
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dirty scotsman

when a guy goes down on a girl on her period, and receives a red moustache/beard combo as a result
I was all like, Gunter, I'm totally on the rag, and he's all like, sweet. So I gave him the dirty scotsman
by SmallyK February 10, 2005
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Scotland

Outnumbered n owned by the independent junkies, then there’s a massive gang of goths n emo’s you’ll find them at McDonald’s 4 corners watch they don’t slash you but, everyone’s always up for a scrap, get the junkies for a jump in
Person 1:You ever been to Scotland

Person 2: Aye mate am far there want a line??
by 211mertin112 August 4, 2019
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Scotsman's scarf

The act of taking a long shit and wrapping it around somebody's neck for warmth. Most likely to occur in Cumnock (Ayrshire) or similar towns, where people can often be found sleeping on the street after a heavy night and somebody thought it would be funny/helpful to commit this act on them.
Hey Ewan, look at wee Angus sleeping in that doorway
Aye, he's had a few too many
Let's give him a Scotsman's scarf before he catches pneumonia
by mackemsam August 17, 2016
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