the sexual act of getting a blowjob while your girl is on her back and slowly start to scoot forward on her face till your ass is in her face getting your salad tossed
by dptreetment January 9, 2008
Get the scootermug. A sport which is entirely dedicated to sucking cock. Where swarms of homosexuals get together and all have gay sex.
Often occurs in skateparks, but they dont mind where it happens, as long as they get some cock.
Often occurs in skateparks, but they dont mind where it happens, as long as they get some cock.
Scooter Rider 1: Want to go for a scooter?
Scooter Rider 2: Yeah okay, but take it easy on me because my arse hole still hurts from last night.
Scooter Rider 2: Yeah okay, but take it easy on me because my arse hole still hurts from last night.
by Eggulf Hitler December 13, 2012
Get the Scootermug. by CSTAR November 21, 2006
Get the scooteredmug. taking vicodin, klonopins, and a drink called a "squirrell", and feeling the general peaceful relaxation that results; if with any Razor scooters, actually scootering may occur
When looking for a weekend of not only relaxation, peace, but also some physical activity, it may be wise to go scootering with your friends, but be sure to bring all the supplies along.
by Shannabeth February 24, 2011
Get the scooteringmug. The prejudice among middle aged motorbike riders (esp Ducati, Triumph, Harleys) that scooter owners are stupid, silly, thoughtless and / or fey
Scooterism: "Scooters are for men who want to ride motorcycles, but prefer to feel the wind on their vagina."
by tokyo82 November 30, 2018
Get the Scooterismmug. A puma wearing god, a higher power, birthed the god of shart (Finleious). A golf cart riding G, a palm beach legend, and the greatest hypeman of all time
by Piercen C January 4, 2019
Get the scootermug. by FFJBMSS July 3, 2008
Get the scooteringmug.