soomble

When all of your homies get to gether and have a rightous ho-down!

yo ma nigga let's all soomble, you dig?

by Andrew June 6, 2004

Scoble Scale

The Scoble Scale is a Software Engineering term invented to fill the need to accurately describe your annoyance level to other co-workers. This is based on the Scoville Scale used to measure the pungency of peppers, which is based on a subjective rating by test subjects. In this case, the subjectivity is because annoyances can differ between people, but at least there's still a way to communicate it.

1 Scoble Unit is equal to the annoyance perceived from taking a 45 min train ride into town for a meeting organized by a manager that takes less than 5 minutes to conclude, then have to ride the train back.

Since the scale is subjective, it theoretically has no upper limit, but for the sake of simplicity we try to cap it to 11.

"Oh man, that meeting was horrendous. Definitely a 5 on the Scoble Scale."

by CanadianBadass May 1, 2014

Scumble

People who get aroused by the scum on urinal toilet plumbing fixtures.

It is gross, but he is a scumble.

by All Bets Hedged February 11, 2021

Scoblerian

Adjective describing the painfully awkward appearance of a high tech device, possibly worn by a person. The person or device in question is trying much too hard to appear "Futuristic" and instead forms an image that is hard to look at.

"Scoble" in this case refers to technology evangelist Robert Scoble, who in 2013 posted a picture of himself in the shower while wearing Google Glass. The photo created a geeky reputation around Glass that contributed to Google ending the lineup two years later.

"Ugh, have you seen the new Cybertruck? Postively Scoblerian. They're trying WAY too hard."

by FathomFive September 9, 2021

scoobler

Filthy creatures who try to steal your scoobie snacks and have tried to kill a woman named sylvie.
Nah i'm kidding. Scoobler means you want to cry so badly but you dont want to look silly infront of everyone, you try to be the best of your abilities but you fail no matter how many times you've tried and the pain you feel everytime.

"The scoobler/scooblers are coming, I can feel it."

by Zaitlynn October 25, 2022

Scumbledore

To be Scum; To be part of the scum family

Tyler: your dumb bro

John: Your a Scumbledore

Tyler: <Commits Suicide>

by johny4732 December 11, 2011

Scumble

Scottish mumble. The unintelligible dialect of a Scottish person who, tragically, also mumbles.

Could you understand a word he just said?
No, it was all just scumble to me.

by El Domino January 16, 2014