Sclootered

To be at a loss for words

They told me to give an example and my mind went blank; I was utterly sclootered!

by Elfangorax September 22, 2009

Scwoofin

When someone or something is out of pocket.

"Jit SCWOOFIN!"

by Professor Bonquafious July 15, 2022

Bat Sploof

A sploof that's disguised as a normal roll of paper towels (A sploof is a tube (usually a paper towel or toilet paper roll free of paper) which is filled with dryer sheets, so when you blow smoke through it, the smoke isn't malodorous).

Quick, pass him the Bat Sploof before he stinks up the room!

by Keefe Krazy February 27, 2009

sploofah

The finished product achieved after ejaculating into a girl's loofah as a form of revenge or hatred. A warm and fuzzy feeling is then accomplished knowing she will be lathering up daily with your semen.
see also cumditioner, shamspooge, and Summer's Skeet

she left me with blue balls so I took a shower and left her a sploofah

by Frukman March 13, 2008

sloof

one who over reacts to a joke,quip, or any innocuous trifle by holding a grudge with the perpetrator for a long time.

That sloof doesn't talk to me anymore because I laughed when she chortled; the was six months ago.

by Daniel McCloud March 21, 2005

Sploof

Stuffing Bounce sheets into a cut in half water bottle or paper towel roll to cover up the scent of marijuana.

dude blow through the sploof we don't need public safety coming up here again.

by LaMichael washin'ton December 14, 2010

Scloff

Someone who sits/lays around in an extremely lazy fashion. Can be used as a noun or a verb.

We were trying to go to the party, but John was such a scloff and wouldn't get off the couch.

He smoked way too much and ended up scloffing on the bed for the rest of the night.

by The Lima Bean Team June 12, 2011