1. A sports fan hipster. 2. Only roots for underdog teams and/or now defunct franchises, usually ironically. 3. Prefers radio to television broadcasts. 4. Keeps score by hand. 5. Wears vintage jerseys of lesser known players...you've probably never heard of them. 6. Refuses to acknowledge when teams relocate and only refers to them by their original city, such as the Charlotte Hornets. 7. Regularly references unnecessarily complicated stats.
Things a spipster might say: 1. "Hey beer man, have you any PBR?" 2. "Wrigley was so much better before they installed the lights."
by Big-Red November 29, 2012
Get the spipster mug.a sipster is an older brother or sister of a hipster; women and men in their 30's who generally listen to indie rock, hang out in coffee shops, shop at the thrift stores and talk about things like books, music, films and art with a wealth of life experiences; a confident, bawdy and bold woman in her 30's.
That woman with the perfectly groomed nails, holding a cigarette and pint of insert name of microbrew here is a sipster.
by the_milliner January 21, 2009
Get the Sipster mug.A hipster who spends their whole day at Starbucks on their MacBook or ipad drinking coffee or eating a muffin. They usually are staring intently on their computer screen and will look at anyone who walks inside the store and mean mug before returning to what they are looking at.
Brad Peet: Ugh this is why I never like coming to Starbucks. There are always these annoying rude looking hipsters. We should've just went to chipotle and feast there.
Bradley Coopare: They aren't hipsters they're stipsters. Starbucks hipsters. They ruin my day too with their tude.
Bradley Coopare: They aren't hipsters they're stipsters. Starbucks hipsters. They ruin my day too with their tude.
by antihipster1 September 7, 2013
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by ta11ison October 11, 2008
Get the sipster mug.by Hey Carissa April 9, 2007
Get the shipster mug.Someone who misjudges and promptly mislabels someone or something based on a first appearance without any previous knowledge of that person or thing.
"Modest mouse is a one-hit-wonder."
"Oh, you claim that Float On was their one hit, I guess scipters like you wouldn't know about 3rd Planet from the album Moon and Antarctica because you only listen to bands that other people tell you are good."
"Oh, you claim that Float On was their one hit, I guess scipters like you wouldn't know about 3rd Planet from the album Moon and Antarctica because you only listen to bands that other people tell you are good."
by cliffdog3788 April 14, 2009
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