Schnookums

A Schnookums, put simply, is a person that is everything that's good in the world, and nothing that's bad.

That's all it is...

Charlotte is such a schnookums! That's all she is!

by And September 20, 2003

Schnoo's Corollary

Schnoo's Corollary: The first person to invoke the name of Stalin in an argument (outside of a discussion of Russian history or politics) should be immediately sent to the gulag.

Rush Limbaugh, in defending his inane remarks on "phony soldiers", declared out of the blue that "Stalinists have taken over the Left" in America. To follow the strictures of Schnoo's Corollary, Limbaugh should be shown what a real gulag is like forthwith.

by Manny Morgan October 20, 2007

Schnooking

A romantic almost lovely sexual encounter with a person you share a deep and loving bond with.
No semen necessary.

Sex allowed though only the tender kind, no whips, chains, cuffs, swearing, wax, electricity, burning, pain (unless emotional tearing of heartstrings due to love) etc.

I was schnooking the love of my life last night

Schnooking mends all the problems in the world.

by StudyGroupAlpha June 7, 2011

schnofkopf

a schnofkopf is an elephant sneeze

omg that was a loud schnofkopf

by mc mable September 8, 2017

schnoodle

A designer breed of dog. It is a mix between a schnauzer and a poodle.

Your schnoodle threw up in my car.

by Samantha543 July 19, 2005

schnoogle

1. A portmanteau word, comprised approximately of giggle and snuggle, used to describe the act of giving love (us. platonic)when entering a chat room. Similar action to glomp.

2. A website devoted to novel-length Harry Potter fanfiction. (www.schnoogle.com)

SEVLUVR schnoogled me when I told her how much I liked her latest chapter on Schnoogle.

by Libby November 6, 2003

schnoo

The ultimate cool.

Hey, that guy is so schnoo.

by manny morgan June 28, 2008