scino 

(abbr.) Scientologist - An apparently brainwashed or doped up member of the the cult of Scientology. Behaviour is characterised by shambolic lumbering along public highways and/or very poor driving (if they have enough money left over to own a car).

I nearly ran over another scino near Saint Hill Manor today, they stumbled out into the road shouting "Xenu! Xenu! He's coming back! Save me from the H. Bombs! Aarrrgh the Thetans are stuck all over me!"

scino by The Grinstead Courier December 17, 2005

Schnookie 

An affectionate, usually private term of endearment, or pet name, for a significant other which describes them as being cuddly, warm, cute, and loveable.

"I love you so much Schnookie!"

Schnookie by amadhatter March 13, 2009

schnoogling 

Intently interacting with your mobile device to the exclusion of the entire world around you.

"Stop schnoogling on your smart phone and help me make dinner".

schnoogling by hystericblue42 January 2, 2011

Schnoop 

A cuter word for Penis/Dick

Oh you have the biggest schnoop i have ever seen.

Schnoop by Jumpscare April 23, 2015

schnibb-schnobb

noun: the art of bullshittin, shootin the shit, holding endless, meaningless, conversations that sometimes result in interesting or quizzical points.

John Louis's schnibb-schnobbin helpd him realized certain things within the relativily of his own time frame, given the conditions of the moment, his realizations felt important and meaningful.

schnibb-schnobb by Laura Wolf March 28, 2008

schnoo's law 

"Schnoo's Law": The ones who are preaching the loudest on Sunday morning were out sinning the most on Saturday night.

A famous Louisiana Senator followed the mandates of Schnoo's Law when, after proclaiming the virtues of family values, was caught dating a prostitute.

schnoo's law by manny morgan August 5, 2007

schnoodle diving 

When you climb on top of the stall/bar in a restroom and proceed to shit off the top into the toilet, creating a satisfying splash

brad: Dude, Kevin asked to use my bathroom, and he went schnoodle diving off the counter!
Nick: HAA!! sucks to be you man. Better get a mop.

schnoodle diving by tinwillie June 22, 2011