Schwaldante

king of, leader of, or one who is held in great esteem of the schwaldantic people.

MMA: Bill you are such a schwaldante!
Bill: that and a gypsy!

by PBreakfastC February 19, 2009

Schwerdt

A last name given to Greek gods. Or more specifically, German gods.

Wow her/his last names Schwerdt! I was wondering why she/he was so attractive.

by yologal November 20, 2013

Schwedentrunk

When some assholes in the 1800s would use a machine to open your mouth and put a tube down your throat, then would pump human and animal shit (served boiled) down your throat and would beat your bloated stomach therefore giving you great gastric pain and bacterial infections

Some dickhead just made me eat shit we call it the Schwedentrunk

by Jsudhsbsbxjdjs February 19, 2022

schwerd

The slang term “schwerd” is a love child of the words “sure” and “word”. It is often used interchangeably with the aforementioned words when an individual is confirming an action/statement in an excited manner. The words “sure” and “word” are commonly said when an individual feels a certain level of discomfort with an action/statement because these terms are most commonly used when an individual feels any level of displeasure.

This term originates from the sole powerhouse school of Virginia, James Madison University.

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Sexy Guy #1 : Yo I got two free tickets to the JMU v VT football game, you wanna go?
Sexy Guy #2: Schwerd! Fuck Tech!
Sexy Guy #1: Roll Dukes!

by Da Duke Dawg October 20, 2022

Get Schwendi

live life in the moment with the people you love who share the same level of stoke, thereby elevating the stoke to full-on.

Dude, it dumped like 6 inches last night. Let’s blow off work and get schwendi.

by The Schwend Zone February 9, 2022

Schwelp

A creature from the depths of your nightmares. Starred in a youtube video. Has been known to have long pointy teeth, and his favorite melee weapon is "the claw," which he uses to rip peoples' insides out.*

Something that is generally psychotic can be described as schwelp-ish.

*He always is gleeful, and mirthful upon these occasions.

Your face looks like a schwelp.
This is schwelp music.

by Bobby Jobin February 8, 2010

Schwedock

A very sexy, smart, attractive family last name.

THE SCHWEDOCKS

by The Beast with skill February 4, 2010