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Schlatt Walk

(Verb) The act of weirdly walking slowly instead of running or jogging because one doesn't think about running. Usually only done in an effort to be humorous. Coined by Twitch streamer and Youtuber, Jschlatt.
Person 1:"Hey, Why are you Schlatt Walking?"
Person 2:"I got no sleep last night."
Person 1:"So just walk normally then."
Person 2:"I wanna Schlatt Walk though."
by FrxstyBoy July 22, 2019
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fuk schwa

1. The opposite of good feng sui. 2. When the layout of something is all jacked up. 3. A flow of a room causes you aggravation because nothing is easily available.
Johnny: Why did they put the coffee pot in the corner of the cafeteria?
Liam: I know, it's so fuk schwa, right?!
by twin88 September 28, 2015
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schwade

verb. to turn a finished/smoked bowl of marijuana of a slider bong upsidedown on stem and suck the ash into the bong water
Make sure that bowl is dust before you schwade it.
by grat101 December 22, 2010
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Schattenparker

German word for a person who parks under a trees shadow instead of real burning sun. Not a real man, he is afraid that his car becomes hot then. He should let this parking spot empty for pregnant and older people.
Maybe "shadowparker" is a equal translation.
Look at this guy, he watches girls movies, what a Schattenparker.
by Delden November 24, 2009
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Schlatt

The fucking sexiest man alive. His cock is monstrous and everyone wants a piece of that fucking unit of a ding dong. He also has some bumpin' balls and a sexy pair of mutton chops on his perfect sexy face.
person: hey, theres schlatt

schlatt: i hate fat people

me: impregnate my balls
by tommyinnitseyebrow November 21, 2020
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Osgood-Schlatter's Disease

Osgood-Schlatter disease (also known as tibial tubercle apophyseal traction injury) is an inflammation of the growth plate at the tibial tuberosity, and is one of a group of conditions collectively called osteochondroses. The condition is named after the American surgeon Robert Bayley Osgood (1873–1956) and the Swiss surgeon Carl Schlatter (1864–1934), who independently described the disease in 1903.

The disease is most common in active boys and girls aged 11-15 and is usually self-limiting


Causes
The condition is caused by stress on the patellar tendon that attaches the quadriceps muscle at the front of the thigh to the tibial tuberosity. Following an adolescent growth spurt, repeated stress from contraction of the quadriceps is transmitted through the patellar tendon to the immature tibial tuberosity. This can cause multiple subacute avulsion fractures along with inflammation of the tendon, leading to excess bone growth in the tuberosity and producing a visible lump.
Osgood-Schlatter's Disease

-Dude, What is that huge ass lump on your knee??

-Oh that is just my Osgood-Schlatters Disease also known as jumpers knee

-sweet
by Marv_daddy January 16, 2009
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schnatter

n. An excessively impacted bowel movement which produces painful anal fissures when voided.
"My Doctor informed me the problem was most likely schnatter related due to complications arising from bad pizza and a crappy health plan."
by slagitor November 1, 2013
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