Schwanking

The act of simultaneous masturbation and defecation.

Chanse: Hey Anika, do you remember that time we caught Oliver schwanking?

Anika: OMG yes! That guy caught him as well!

by Oliver the Schwanker February 7, 2019

raw [schwanz]

a circumsized penis, raw refers to the look of a bellend with no schmuck

That guy got rabbi'ed so now he has a raw schwanz

by matty09090 July 26, 2006

Schwanzparade

Literally "cock parade"

Swiss german analogue to sausage fest. Refers to a situation, where there are more men than women present.

We went to this bar, but it was such a Schwanzparade that we went on to the next bar.

by rilexa July 15, 2009

schwank

A word that can mean anything and can be used as an insult, pronoun, noun, verb, adverb, interjection, conjunction, adjective, etc. (including every other type of word in the english language)

I schwanked your cake, bleezatch

by jiggidy123456 April 2, 2009

Planet Schmanet

A mysterious, undiscovered planet farted out by Uranus

Planet Schmanet is inhabited by weirdos.

by Rose likes pie November 10, 2009

schwang

a slang form of the word penis

"Yeah last night he just whipped out his schwang for everyone to see"

by bing July 1, 2003

Schwank

To Schwank is to Shit & Wank at the same time. It is a good time saving method prior to a night out.

I am just gonna have a Schwank and a shower before we head out

by Muzzy23 May 6, 2014