Patrick Schwasted

When you are intoxicated to the point where you tell people you are "Patrick Schwasted".

Bro, we finished the Keg between 10 people and I'm Patrick Schwasted

by Justin Barowski May 1, 2006

schwacked

a state of utter disarry; beyond repair; intoxicated on drugs and/or alcohol

orig. French

I drank a half a bottle of vodka and I'm totally schwacked!
The computer's hard drive crash and it's completely schwacked

by Ziggy August 17, 2003

schwanked

Extremely high spirits leading to intoxication from drugs or alcohol; exhilarated or confused by alcohol; crunked; blizted

We are going to get so schwanked on spring break!!!!

by Trista February 21, 2005

schlamed

The act or process of feeding thirsty goats gingerbread.

Mike schlamed bella.

by Michael Zinshteyn February 13, 2008

schwasted

being so waster that you slur the word wasted thus becoming schwasted

bro #1: dude last night i was so schwasted i hooked up with the fugliest chick at the party

bro #2: BUMMER BRO!!!

by Nelsweezey May 14, 2008

schmammed

Being significantly drunk.

Did you guys see Brian last night he was totally schmammed.

by B. Smith October 15, 2006

patrick schwayzed

wasted, to put it simply.
getting drunk
getting "schwayzee"

It's Saturday night, i'm about ready to get patrick schwayzed.

by cwalll May 11, 2009