Schwasty Faced'ed

When you hit the point of Intoxication where everything can just be described as being Clutch.

Guy 1- Dude! This camping trip is fucking great! Good friends, good fire and good Beer.

Guy 2- haha, yeah man, Im so Schwasty Faced'ed! Shits Awesome!

by Stevekok June 7, 2009

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Schwifty

Schwifty - The act of behaving in a truly random style, no matter the consequences.

Being Schwifty can be a positive thing if the random act has a positive outcome. However as we all know about chaos theory, randomness often comes with extremely bad negative consequences.

You did a Schwifty act there and it just got us out of trouble.

You're being so Schwifty at this moment in time, I cannot trust the amount of Schwifty behaviour has been displayed here.

by Juan Tufrefor November 23, 2018

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schwifty

The combination of swift, shit, and quick. Taking a quick, swift shit.

You gotta get schwifty! Ohhh yeaahhhh! Take off your pants and panties! Shit on the floor! Time to get schwifty in here! Gotta shit on the floor!

by IMNOTWRONGURALLWRONG November 24, 2016

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To 'get schwifty' is the verb form of MacGyver. To MacGyver is 'to make or repair (an object) in an improvised or inventive way, making use of whatever items are at hand'.

Rick tells Morty to "just hit a button, give me a beat" and then proceeds to make up a song on the spot. Rick being the filthy old man that he is uses the first lyrics that come into his head, "take off your panties", "shit on the floor". These are not what it means to get schwifty.

Oh man, my car tire is flat and I'm already late for work. It's time to get schwifty.

by SeanAstin March 28, 2020

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