Schwifty

Schwifty-"TAKE OFF YOUR PANTS AND YOUR PANTIES...SHIT ON THE FLOOR!!!"

The party last night was "schwifty"

by MR.BULLDOPS August 9, 2017

schwafty

Something that is neat, nifty, keen, and novel, all rolled into one.

Bob: "Did you know that there is an Acme place down the road? They deliver pizza, beer, and cigarrettes!"

Joe: "Wow, that's pretty schwafty!"

by s13g3 January 28, 2006

Schwift

When bad things occur repeatedly in a short duration of time faster than you can comprehend. In other words, "shit happening swiftly"

Jake: Today my mum accidentally threw away my entire comic collection and almost broke my Xbox to pieces.
Jack: Holy schwift!

Megan: I slipped off the stairs this morning, missed the bus to the school, forgot the assignment at home, received a C- on a quiz and my younger brother tore my scrapbook. It has been such a schwift!

by @tabbystar November 23, 2017

Schwifty

To possess aggressive, sexual behavior, seen in the Adult Swim show Rick and Morty.

You gotta get Schwifty! Oh yeah!

by Dino1109 November 10, 2015

Schwifty

Sung my rick sanchez from the tv show Rick and Morty.

Rick states to get swifty you gotta "take off pants and panties" and "shit on the floor"

Means taking your pants and panties and shit on the floor-schwifty

by Sassyunlimitedbetch August 22, 2017

schwifty

Getting high as fuck.

I cleared the bong and got schwifty.

by Tingle Likes Rupees May 18, 2016

schwafted

the act of being wasted combined with being shafted.

an adj. to describe what happened to you when you got drunk and passed out and your rear end hurts.

that kid got so schwafted last night! did you see that sharpie design on his face?

by anders and angus June 3, 2006