Dirty Schuyler

When you have anal sex with your 3rd cousin as she sucks off the neighbors great dane and your grandmother masturbates while watching you.

Shaggy: like, where's Velma and Scooby Doo?
Daphne: She took Scooby to meet her cousin and Grandmother, she said something about a Dirty Schuyler.
Fred:🤮🤮🤮

by bbt104 March 28, 2020

Eliza Schuyler

The best Hamilton character and historical baddie. Major milf energy. :)

Oh, Eliza Schuyler? Yeah she’s the coolest.

by wisteriawise July 10, 2021

eliza schuyler

she is a cinnamon roll , she burns ur house if you cheat on her , she's blue and uses blue , has a child , he's a poet

eliza schuyler burned alexander hamilton's letters

by Peeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeggy November 17, 2017

Angelica Schuyler

She wants to include women in the sequel.
She found a mind at work but Eliza likes Alexander too so she lets her have him.

She will never be satisfied, but at least her dear Eliza's his wife.

"My name is Angelica schuyler"

by Random Hamilfan December 2, 2020

Schuyler Rooke

a wang, or penis, also known as a dong or taliwacker

My schuyler rooke has no friends.

by Ernest Tate November 8, 2004

The Schuyler Sisters

In my opinion, one of the best songs in the hit musical, "Hamilton"
The three are Angelica, Eliza, AND PEGGIE! (WORK!)
Eliza got married to Hamilton
Angelica fell in love with him
And Peggie... who knows?

WORK WORK! ANGELICA! WORK WORK! ELIZA! AND PEGGIE!
THE SCHUYLER SISTERS!

by pastelcrybaby December 9, 2017

Schuyler Haase

Pretty cool kid, chills, chills, talks back to parents, chills, disrespect, chill, chill, chill, blaze, chill, now hes grounded because we threw an apple and fork at some kids face and he calls the cops.

"Yo, Schuyler Haase is sick at life."
"He chills."

by joel is clutch March 24, 2005