schmutzklitzen

The female hot spot hidden well between the pussy lips

(staring up a females dress) "Oh Francine I can see your schmutzklitzen"!

by grunt2531 July 27, 2007

schitari

Noun. Adj. A group of muslims that lived from 896 B.C. to 35 C.E. typically credited with the invention of the blow job.

Sometimes I suspect that Leslie is partly Schitari.

by chow Meister November 16, 2012

schtankbox

A box with frozen chinese/thai food that needs to be warmed in the microwave for 7 minutes before eating. When done the room stinks for several hours.

Holy shit, someone is definitely having a schtankbox!

by sjchtæenckhbåkhs March 28, 2015

Schtanger

Word used for the following:
1. When a customer pays too much for a car.
2. When a car salesman sells a car and makes the dealership money.
3. A reference to a car salesman having a great day.

1. Damn, that customer got schtanged
2. Schtanger, that was a good deal.
3. Amini - Schtanger, Are you in the game?! Salesman - Yes, I just suuu cahhh!

by Mark Amini August 8, 2018

Schitu

Schitu is a small village from constanta. Peasents from there don't usually have internet connection and you will probably run over wild boars if you drive there. People from schitu don't like tuzleans and are usually enemies.

Why are you always carrying 5 liters of water?
We don't have such things in Schitu

by RusuFlori February 6, 2023

Dwight Schrute

Hard working, alpha male, jackhammer, merciless, insatiable.
Good advice: THE EYES ARE THE GROIN OF THE HEAD.

(A very good beet farmer. Has had experience with werewolves and bats.)

Guy A:”Who was the guy who beat the computer, again?”
Guy B: “Why, Dwight Schrute of course!”

by Le cat in le box. June 11, 2018

schotig

A positively connoted exclamation used to express a feeling of laughter, joy or affection - just like the new "cool".

My teacher fell town the stairs - Haha, schotig!
Yesterday's sex was really schotig!

by schotig January 23, 2011