fat schlump

The state of being in a very fat nap, usually lasting between 5-40 minutes. Typically very obese people have experienced this phenomenon, but it can happen to healthy people. Also people who are fat schlump tend use anything from a Cards Against Humanity box, to a water bottle as a pillow, and can sleep anywhere available at the time.

Patrick: "Yo, wheres Victor?"
John: "He's over there, and he's sleeping on my trombone case!"
Patrick: "Damn, he fat schlump."

by vicast115 January 23, 2019

scrumpalicious

Pleasing to your sense of taste in an overwhelming nature.

Homemade taramisu prepared with fresh ingredients is scrumpalicious.

by loki469 June 9, 2011

Schumlarken

A very silly person who is guilty of multiple acts of stupidity.

Did you see Jim fall down the stairs? What a schumlarken!

by NonSequitur January 27, 2009

schumann inn

The Schumann Inn is a hotel located in Cincinnati, Ohio. This hotel is where a boy can take a girl to the back room and show her a good time. However, you may pick up some diseases while being back there! There are approximately 3 twin beds in the “back room” and some couches in the “front”.

Alex: “hey Sammie, want me to book a room at the Schumann inn for tonight?”
Sammie: “fuck yes!”

Chuck: “ get the fuck out of the way! I’m gonna puke!”

by Big al6969 April 30, 2019

mr schamp

A Type of teacher who will kill you in the halls for running, and buys 50 orders of hot dogs on Amazon and God knows what he does with them

Person1: Dude johnny boi (the hall monitor) is a mr schamp I saw him buying 50 hot dogs

Person2: Um Michael I think those were not hot dogs
person1: OH GOD...

by xX_Legend27_Xx February 1, 2017

schrumpfed

(1) When one gets caught doing something stupid, embarassing, or anything of a private nature by your parents. (2) Also, when one's parents call you and prevent you from doing something enjoyable.

"He can't do anything tonight because he got schrumpfed by his mom last night while he was mastrubating."

by Rampage W. September 26, 2009

Schmuppin

Female who is fairly easy. They vary from good-looking to haggard and tend to be around more than most prefer. Hooking up with a schmuppin usually occurs when a male is inebriated.

That schmuppin got drunk in my room and puked all over my shit.

by Young Breezy featuring Iron Fist January 20, 2008