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schtink

a little fuzzy blue pooof ball. or a boyfriend and girlfriends nickname for eachother
iloveyou schtink.
by njgdmt March 13, 2010
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Shtonk On

Meaning that you have an erection at the present time or talking about one in the past. The 'Shtonk' being the erection an the 'on' meaning you have it, so a Shtonk off would of course mean you dont have one.
Did you see ben? he had a huge shtonk on over dave, what a gay!
by DaveMorgan December 25, 2008
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Schlonkey

When a dick goes up a girls butt so she wont shit straight for a week

Schlon(g)- penis
(Don)key- ass- butthole
David gave Betsy a schlonkey, so she had to got to the doctor and have a rectal xray.
by A-phish January 30, 2010
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schlonk

To be totally lazy, self serving, and depressed.
Joe - "Time to schlonk"
Billy - "No thanks man you go be lazy on your own"
by J Swole March 25, 2008
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schlonking

Hello darling; lets go schlonking. And later could we go have a good schlonk.
by George Pearson August 23, 2009
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schtunk

pronounced: shtoonk ("oo" sound as in book) A person who does something bad or vexing on purpose. Its a trivial term, almost a term of endearment when used as a mock scolding.
You schtunk! Why did you take the last pickle, you knew I wanted it!
by zornorf January 7, 2016
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[Schtinkenschtein]

A structure made out of human excrement preferably a castle.
Hey Josh, You smell that? It smells like were getting closer to the schtinkenschtein.
by Shmutzklitzen May 26, 2008
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