Get the schtink mug.Meaning that you have an erection at the present time or talking about one in the past. The 'Shtonk' being the erection an the 'on' meaning you have it, so a Shtonk off would of course mean you dont have one.
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Get the schlonking mug.pronounced: shtoonk ("oo" sound as in book) A person who does something bad or vexing on purpose. Its a trivial term, almost a term of endearment when used as a mock scolding.
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