2 definitions by J Swole

To be totally lazy, self serving, and depressed.
Joe - "Time to schlonk"
Billy - "No thanks man you go be lazy on your own"
by J Swole March 25, 2008
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Another way to say "no way", "yeah right" or "caca"
David - "Hey man lets race"
Mark - "carcar on that"
by J Swole March 25, 2008
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