by Maximus Aurelius May 29, 2009
Get the schlonged mug.The term for a penis so large that anyone who sees it turns to stone due to sheer jealousy. It is said that a man many years ago possessed the infamous "Schlonger" but used it's power for evil, forcing a valiant warrior to slice the penis clean off and hide it so that no one else would get jealous of the massive meat stick. The current location of the Schlonger is unknown.
Jerry: "Have you heard the legend of the Schlonger?"
Bill: "It's not a legend. Look at my huge penis!"
Jerry: "..."
Bill: "Jerry? Jerry?! Crap, he's turned to stone. Shouldn't have abused my schlonger."
Bill: "It's not a legend. Look at my huge penis!"
Jerry: "..."
Bill: "Jerry? Jerry?! Crap, he's turned to stone. Shouldn't have abused my schlonger."
by Voltron22 August 6, 2012
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1. The exclamation or interjection of the knowledge of a sexual favor or situation.
2. A gimicky word derived by Kevin Smith in order to portay a movie as hip.
1. The exclamation or interjection of the knowledge of a sexual favor or situation.
2. A gimicky word derived by Kevin Smith in order to portay a movie as hip.
1.
monica: I suck you dick.
bill: SCHNOOGENS!
2.
ben: I fucked those tig ole' bitties.
matt: SCHNOOGENS!
monica: I suck you dick.
bill: SCHNOOGENS!
2.
ben: I fucked those tig ole' bitties.
matt: SCHNOOGENS!
by bobby May 25, 2004
Get the schnoogens mug.(n) A person, who although has everything anyone could want in life, is for some unknown reason, still kind of a prick.
by Wildrover October 1, 2011
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