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schlonged

To be cockslapped by a man with a large penis.
'Shit that teenage mum just got schlonged by that hobo!'
by Maximus Aurelius May 29, 2009
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Schlonger

The term for a penis so large that anyone who sees it turns to stone due to sheer jealousy. It is said that a man many years ago possessed the infamous "Schlonger" but used it's power for evil, forcing a valiant warrior to slice the penis clean off and hide it so that no one else would get jealous of the massive meat stick. The current location of the Schlonger is unknown.
Jerry: "Have you heard the legend of the Schlonger?"

Bill: "It's not a legend. Look at my huge penis!"

Jerry: "..."

Bill: "Jerry? Jerry?! Crap, he's turned to stone. Shouldn't have abused my schlonger."
by Voltron22 August 6, 2012
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schloogan

one who likes to fart in other peoples mouths
i little german kid who farted in another kids mouth and he called himself the schlooganator
by Scott Erichsen February 18, 2009
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Schloofengirth

(Verb)The act of cupping and gently massaging your buddy's balls
I was going for a jog, when all of a sudden, my buddy schloofengirthed the hell out of me!
by Jmehllymehl April 23, 2013
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Sluzen Schlogenz

A cross between Cunt and fuck x 1000 used as an adjective to describe someone
That woman over there is rude. Yeah she’s a real Sluzen Schlogenz
by JHFMX September 15, 2019
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schnoogens

noun.
1. The exclamation or interjection of the knowledge of a sexual favor or situation.
2. A gimicky word derived by Kevin Smith in order to portay a movie as hip.
1.
monica: I suck you dick.
bill: SCHNOOGENS!

2.
ben: I fucked those tig ole' bitties.
matt: SCHNOOGENS!
by bobby May 25, 2004
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Schlooter

(n) A person, who although has everything anyone could want in life, is for some unknown reason, still kind of a prick.
My boss tried to avoid paying me for that job I did. What a F*ing schlooter.
by Wildrover October 1, 2011
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