Schpants

A term made famous by a kid name Jason who routinely bought shorts that were ridiculously long. These shorts would be worn ridiculously low and give off the appearance as a short pair of pants.

Jason had on a red jacket and red schpants he looks like a stop sign.

by Jade Crain April 29, 2008

schpack

A street term used instead of ejaculation or semen.

He pulled out then schpacked all over my face.

by King Penguin george bush October 11, 2008

Schlanket

A very cool blanket with JSchaltt's face printed on it

Can we ban whoever the fuck just said schlanket?

by PixelGlitch October 11, 2022

Einen hinter die Schrankwand nageln!

Sich so riiiichtig einen reinbechern. Sich so richtig aus der Welt schallern!

Leonie: „Boah als wir damals nicht im Abdera waren war Joschua ja mal so RICHTIG Einen hinter die Schrankwand nageln!“

by Leoschmeo April 12, 2022

Schwank

To Schwank is to Shit & Wank at the same time. It is a good time saving method prior to a night out.

I am just gonna have a Schwank and a shower before we head out

by Muzzy23 May 6, 2014

schlank

To slap someone, typically in punishment and preferably across the face, with one’s penis.

This better get fixed now, or someone’s getting schlanked.

When Judd’s student lied about having completed his homework, Judd schlanked him to death.

I schlanked your father in an attempt to get the money he owes me, but unfortunately he liked it.

by M. A. September 16, 2006

schwanker

A penis, also known as a flanger, dangler, and schlanker.

When you run down the stairs with loose shorts, your schwanker dangles around.

by jon62551 August 21, 2005