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Ass Schmoner

One who is above all others, can kick anyone's ass. He/She is a general beast whom all like. Ass schmoner, however, can also be used as an insult, implying that you ruin everything in the room, much like an ass will create a fart to ruin everything in a room.
Insult : "YOU ASS SCHMONER!"
(usually in a German accent)

Compliment: "That was awesome man! You're a real Ass Schmoner!"
by magic raspberry August 9, 2017
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public schooler

The kind of person who walks around CONSTANTLY dabbing, saying "damn daniel", wearing Adidas brand everything, and can never go anywhere without their fidget spinner.
"did you see that guy over there screaming 'what are those' at a poor old woman?"

"he's probably public schooler..."
by Hayden Cay January 21, 2018
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Home Schooler

1.) One who separates themselves from society voluntarily and is generally looked upon as a social retard.

2.) Easily confused with "Home Schooled Kid" which is a person who is forced to be home schooled.
Fred: Dude, I was in the mall today and I walked passed this kid who was a total retard who hikes his pants way up... He looked like an idiot.

Ted: Yeah... He was probably a home schooler....
by 102939848519840819234098127348 November 15, 2010
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Home Schooler

Some kid who pussied out on regular school OR a kid who was in school but was forced to be home schooled by his/her parents
and is lost in a haze of boredom, World of Warcraft and social deprivation. Also a great way to get stupid kids off the hook for failing grade one (no joke I knew a kid who failed grade one and was homeschooled until grade six). One search on urban dictionary will reveal lot's of home schoolers bitching out the world how "THEY ACTUALLY HAVE FACEBOOK AND STUFF!"
and the glorious stereotype of sociopathic hippies is ruined forever. I can't say i would enjoy Endless Black Ops 2 more than talking to real humans. Then again, it might not be so bad once you are hypnotized into liking it.
nick failed grade one and was homeschooled until middle school,
where he was poorly received.

Person 1 "Aren't you a home schooler?"
Person 2 "YOU IDIOT I HAVE TWITTER AND FACEBOOK AND YOUTUBE AND I BUY COOL CLOTHES AND I TALK TO REAL PEOPLE SO YOU CAN FORGET YOUR STUPID STEREOTYPES!!!!!"
Person 1 *leaves the room quickly*

By having wrote this all the homeschoolers will hate me for ever.
by theNinjaCheese October 16, 2013
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tuna schooner

A sexual position similar to missionary. Instead of penetration, the male places his johnson in the vagina lips like a hot dog in a bun and rubs back and forth.
Mary wants to stay a virgin, so she asked her boyfriend Harry to give her a tuna schooner.
by Victory92 June 3, 2017
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schoobed

An insulting act, having your ball sack removed, the fluids drained, and then the fluids shoved down your throat. Used when you've been defeated or destroyed in some way.
You just lost to that guy in basketball? You got schoobed.
by sgajdhflehladhajkd June 10, 2009
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Schnerdling

Slang term for a restroom, courtesy of Tom and Ray from CarTalk. Pronounced "SHNURD-ling", and based on a mis-read of the word "Scherdling", which was seen on a bathroom sign in Iceland.
"I need to go use the Schnerdling"
"I have to go take a Schnerdle"
by SgtKashim October 16, 2008
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