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schoolgirl crush

weeb: hey have you seen schoolgirl crush?
not weeb: yeah, its fucking hilarious.
schoolgirl crush by EZPZLEMNSQEZ October 28, 2017

Schoolgirl 

The adjective used to describe only THE MOST ELITE and deserving people, which is very few on top of the fact that it is only females. Only one has ever been born and shes smart, a girl, and goes to school. not to mention funny and nice and goes by the name of "Lil Brooke"
person 1: Is that the schoolgirl..
person 2: damn.
Schoolgirl by pollo122 December 12, 2018

Private schoolgirl 

A girl who mainly shops at Brandy and Urban and has the audacity to call it fashion.
Rahhhh she’s such a basic private schoolgirl.

Asian School Girl Syndrome 

When one complains that they performed poorly on an academic examination, project, presentation, or other assignment soon after its completion, and then proceeds to out performs his/her expectations.
Oh nooooo I did so bad on my final, I failed, I failed!" two weeks later "OMG I got an A+! how did this happen!? I did soo bad!"

Shettup Lee, i'm tired of your Asian School Girl Syndrome, you always get A+!

schoolgirlslaughter 

Useful psychological test. Does the person reading the phrase see:

a) school girls laughter

or

b) school girl slaughter

Can be handy when attempting to make a sweeping judgement of someone's mental state.
Person: "Read this phrase, what does it say?"

Other Person: "Er... school girl slaughter?"

Person frantically presses emergency alarm under desk...

middle school girls 

Bitchy teens with nothing better to do than spread rumors and flirt with as many guys as possible, and obsessed with being popular. In reality, the not popular as girls will all become extremely popular in high school and all the bitchy & or "hot" girls will be nothing but dirt trash in HS.
I can't wait for high school. All these middle school girls are bitches