Flapjack

When you Fap and Jack off so hard that you make yourself a nice Flapjack.

Damn you mustve had a flapjack, you look exhausted

by pollo122 December 11, 2018

Floob

A floob is honestly just the evolution of noob. When people don't understand how to use the word "noob" and just use it for someone that killed them, you can actually use floob without any comment in return like "lol do you know wut noob means XD" from some 10 year old on roblox.

Child 1: You FLOOB
Child 2: Do you know what... wait whats a floob
Child 1: Hueh.

by pollo122 December 11, 2018

Normiesaurus

Only the best fucking thing this world will ever know. They're green, always got a smile on their face, but slowly going extinct. They kidnap women over the age of 78, stuff them in their cave, and shove their urine down the ladies throat.

Bill: So have you heard about the Normiesaurus in the area
Frank: Yeah.. my grandma never came home last night

Bill: mega r1p

by pollo122 December 10, 2018

Schoolgirl

The adjective used to describe only THE MOST ELITE and deserving people, which is very few on top of the fact that it is only females. Only one has ever been born and shes smart, a girl, and goes to school. not to mention funny and nice and goes by the name of "Lil Brooke"

person 1: Is that the schoolgirl..
person 2: damn.

by pollo122 December 13, 2018

Pebo

The nickname of an abusive German hypocrite that slaps people with barbed wire.

Person 1: Oh god, Peebo is back..
Person 2: And he looks angry..
Pebo: Nein! Komm her, damit ich dich bestrafen kann!
Person 1 & 2: Crap

by pollo122 December 06, 2018