Schoolioperosis

The disease that all of human kind must suffer in order to live in this here society.

School.

Imagine waking up everyday at 7:00 AM to then go to a location to which you will sit for several hours a day, are forced to learn about information that doesn't interest you in the slightest, to only then come back to your lovely home to sleep and repeat the process the very next day. Schoolioperosis be like that.

by Knaves January 24, 2020

Schoolcident

To reference an incident that happened in school.

"Yo, did you hear about the schoolcident?"

"No? What happened?"

"That one kid tripped the principal! He got suspended for quite some time."

by Brainless Maniac August 21, 2024

Norwegian schoolbread

When u jizz in a girls face you throw tiny bits of coucounut on to her face. You then proceed to take a picture and send it to a friend you have a competition about who manages to do it first, then you write skolebrød.

Her: what do you want to do today?
Him: imma Norwegian schoolbread you.
Her:whats that?
Him: i cum in your face, throws coucou at you and sends it to a friend and writes skolebrød.

by GermanPussywaxer. November 21, 2016