gentleman and a scholar 

Exclaimed when some one goes out of their way to do something beneficial to you and others with you.

John: Fuck, I don't have enough money to buy weed for tonight.

Jack: Worry not friend, this bags on me!

John: Jack you're a gentleman and a scholar!

_________________________

Bill: Fuck man, I haven't been laid in WEEKS!

Jack: Fret not, chum. Take my woman!

Bill: You're a gentleman and a scholar!

_________________________

Larry: Oh fuck, I'm getting a drug test today.

Jack: *zip*

Larry: Jack you really are a gentleman and a scholar!

gentleman and a scholar by ScholarofaGentleman May 5, 2006

cock scholar 

A whore or slut. Someone who really knows their way around a penis.

Bill: "Hey, did you hear Carmen banged Chris at the party last night?

Steve: "Yeah, she's such a cock scholar."

cock scholar by Dommy Style December 26, 2008

Gentleman and a Scholar 

the highest compliment you can pay someone. equivalent to 'you have kind eyes and a beautiful soul' but no where near as gay.

person #1: steve, thanks heaps for picking my sister up from the airport. you my friend are a gentleman and a scholar!
person #2: ...and there aren't many of us left.
person #1: *chortle*chortle* well said!
person #2: and i fucked her.
person #1: still stands.

Gentleman and a Scholar by bunj March 4, 2009

Internet Scholar

Someone who's knowledge comes from YouTube videos and other internet outlets, then tries to project what they've learned on you.

You're fake smart, just an Internet scholar.

Internet Scholar by DJango March 8, 2015

Internet News Scholar 

A person who's sole intelligence comes from their daily reading of the news headlines on MSN.com or similar web-sites.

Most often they are annoying co-workers that need fresh material to bore you to death on a daily basis.

I am about to blow my brains out. Cari won't stop talking about the damn election and yesterday it was all about the bus crash.

Yeah, she is such an annoying Internet News Scholar.

Internet News Scholar by DB in MO October 21, 2008

Google Scholar 

Someone who believes that easy access to internet articles on a subject is the same as personal, academic, mastery of a subject. Someone who believes that upvotes and popularity of information on the internet is enough for that information to be trustworthy. Someone who disdains or ignores academic journals, primary sources, and university publications because the headlines in a search engine or social media have taught them all they need to know.

Another student cited wikipedia in my informal logic class. All the recent high school grads start off as Google Scholars.

Google Scholar by jin-roh May 20, 2016

Road Scholar

Someone who is knowledgeable on a multitude of subjects based on extensive travel and experiences, versus academic studies.

The man is a road scholar despite never graduating from HS.

Road Scholar by Mother Svea March 13, 2010