schwasted

The state of being drunk and high.

Dude, let's chief I wanna get schwasted

by the leahood gangstas September 30, 2006

schwasted

The white boy form of getting drunk.

"Me and my niggas are gettin drunk tonight"

"Well me and my crackas are gettin schwasted

by flakaveli December 11, 2010

Schwasted

A wasted shlore (a slut whore)

The schwasted bride went home with the best man!

by smurfy100 November 8, 2009

schwasted

the condition of being inebraited, particularly likely in cananda, symptons include stumbling, vomiting, and being escorting out of clubs and bars by staff members

Why is Ashley always schwasted?
Please don't kick us out for being schwasted.

by jules March 11, 2004

take a Schnase

To let go with a really foul smelling dump. Associated with a egotistical,self-centered, rich perverted individual, who believes the World is his own toilet.

Man, I ate so much, I need to go take a Schnase.

by Josh Shuler February 28, 2007

rob schnieder

From South Park episode "The Biggest Douche In The Universe"

we came up with our own::

"rob schnieder is the letter Z !"

"rob schnieder is ellen degeneres !"

"rob schnieder is not dane cook !"

by love-rectangles April 29, 2007

schwasted on life

The act of acting completely drunk and hyper (or being mistaken for a drunk) when completely sober. Truly defined when running down random halls on a weeknight or doing cartwheels down the sidewalk and having "drunk girls" hooted at you.

"Wow, it's a Wednesday night and we are schwasted on life"

by Sam Greenberg November 10, 2007