Schmuper

Used to describe the supreme form of everything that can be described. Nothing can beat or even come close to the likeness of the described word.

John: I bet my humongadagongous brain is bigger than yours.

Anne: Nope. Mine’s super duper schmuper big.

John: I can’t beat that. You win.

by Bahaha Boi October 10, 2020

Schlurp

The sound a girl makes when she performs fellatio with gratuitous amounts of saliva in her mouth.

I was enjoying the schlurp until she started drooling on my thigh.

by sports turtle November 24, 2010

Schlurp

German name of Lickitung, a Normal Pokémon that have a long tounge.

Gehen, Schlurp!

by Px-Ingkeo September 2, 2016

Schlurp

Receiving or giving oral sex.

Guy 1: I'm gonna get schlurped tonight.
Guy 2: Hell yea my nigga!

by Koremba April 11, 2017

Shmurplip

Shmurplip is a very specific emotion. One that can only be defined by the word Shmurplip.

Me: "Man, today I'm feeling really Shmurplip".
Friend: "What the fuck !?"

by MADog01 August 17, 2021

schmurtin

schmurtin is a term for when either something is super awesome, sexy, cool, or vibey. can also be used as a term for jizzing. originating from the great schmurt antonio himself, as he uses these terms frequently.

John: Damn, this vid is schmurtin!
or
John: this bitch is schmurtin
or
John: I'm schmurtin hard

by schmurt antonio June 24, 2022

schnurple

a word that replaces anything you would like it to be.

i schnurpled your mom last night.

is that a schnurple in your pants or are you just happy to see me.

your schnurple is showing.

by schnurple February 14, 2009