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Smullett'd

The Act of Having Been Caught in an Attempt to Bamboozle the Media into Promoting an SJD "Social Justice Dogma"

Tenet (ie: Black Lynching, Transgender "Rights", “Islamophobia”, BLACK Lives Matter, Feminist "ManSplaining", "Woke

Bait", "Safe Spaces")
Academic: Dude, You "Smullett'd" the Shit Out of Everyone with Your GQ Article on "The Canine 'Rape culture'"

NYT Ombudsman: We at the New York Times Wish to Apologize to Our Readers for Being "Smullett'd" by the Author's of 'The Conceptual Penis as a Social Construct'
by @BachBone42 February 23, 2019
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Schmulke

It's that thing when a midget gets exposed to too much radiation but instead of getting angry and green, they turn blue like a smurf and get really nice.

Pronounced: (Shh-mulk)
New York's hottest club is HULK. It's got everything, Endless tuna-flavored fruit by the foot, A man who stares at you through mirrors in a lab coat, Magnum PI's short shorts, and my favorite... A clown car full of Schmulkes!
by SuperSonicHymenBreaker January 20, 2021
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Schmupset

Schmupset is feeling slighted, insulted and disadvantaged by someone else being admired, or someone else being happy
Schmupset that my ex has moved on and has a nice new partner who adores him
by Madkeensurfer July 1, 2022
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schmulie

A person who either a) kvetches and bitches obsessively and without end about topics that no one cares about, like Cuban literacy rates or Persian food, or b) claims to gravitationally attract any and all girls, despite the cruel hard fact that he probably doesn't
That babbling kid is a total schmulie!
by Rev. Albert Jones November 8, 2006
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Schulle

German word for beer often seen in combination with seaning.
Schulle is usually served before, while and after eating

" Pommes Schranke " (fries with ketchup and mayonaise).
"Oh man, this guy drank too much Schulle, he totally passed out!"
by Mantaplatte May 18, 2010
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smullet

the begginings of a mullet when someone grows out their hair, usually in males. though it starts to resemble a mullet at first with long hair in the back, the smullet is in a league of ots own!
That guy has a smullet!
by Jimmy January 25, 2004
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Schmuppet

Anyone who believes in Peter Schiff’s investment thesis, and thinks they will profit from it. Also, anyone who believe’s that Peter Schiff’s investment ideas (such as investing in Gold and Silver, or buying mining companies, or buying non-US companies) will make them “crash proof” in the event of an economic collapse or bear market.
The Schmuppets think that Gold will bottom out any day now! The Schmuppets got their heads handed to them in 2008 when Schiff’s picks underperformed the Dow itself!
by no_pullbacks June 26, 2018
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