schooner bully

An aggressive, oppressive consumer of the schooner.

Watson: Shit I think I just saw the schooner bully walk in
Chown: Fuck not again, he drank me under the table last night
Mitch: I saw him holding Messo by the nose and tipping a schooner into his gullet at one point

by Albert Dickfos April 21, 2019

schmoozer

One who talks smoothly. Smooth talker, sweet talker. Mostly used by men to get into a womans bed. Originated from one who's name is Cam.

Did you hear that Michael got into Jamie's pants... He must be a real schmoozer!"

by Mike September 8, 2004

schmoozel

the roll of fat on the inside of your knee, often being personified as crotchety Frenchmen.

Whoa! I can totally see her schmoozels in the that skirt!

That guy told me his schmoozels were named Jacques and Guillaume.

by Jeffatha February 28, 2009

Schmoozebag

A douchey social climber, only interested in making a good impression on his superiors.

"Look at that guy. He's actually pretending his boss' jokes are funny. What a Schmoozebag"

by Social descender December 5, 2012

Schooner number asshole

The defining schooner of the drinking session. The tipping point. A magic number somewhere in between tipsy and shitfaced, the asshole resides.

Mitch: Geez have a go at old mate over there, he's pissing in a potplant
Watson: Yeah he was already up to schooner number asshole before happy hour was over
Chowny: Is that Greg Matthews?

Watson: Nah, he only drinks Snakebites or slops

by Albert Dickfos January 24, 2020

No schmooze, you lose!

A favorite slogan of flesh-pressing politicians everywhere.

The Grifter in Chief has always known, “No schmooze, you lose!” because schmoozing has been his only real talent considering that he has no actual knowledge or experience in anything related to government.

by Dr Bunnygirl July 28, 2023

schmooze

Being able to talk your way into any situation (or out of it), find out about any person, and know someone wherever you go.

Joe Collins is known as Captain Schmooze because of his innate ability to schmooze anyone or anything.

by Anonymous June 6, 2003