schmieder

An adjective describing someone extremely intoxicated and difficult to deal with or someone covered in vomit. A verb that means to be violently puking, babbling like an idiot or passed out on the floor of a hotel bathroom.

I was completely schmiedered last night.

I schmiedered all over that girl last night.

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My names ... Schmieder. I like to get schmiedered. I schmieder on the floor and I schmieder on Peter. I schmieder in the sink and I schmieder on the bed, when I wake up Sunday mornin got a pain in my head.

by Schobinem July 21, 2011

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Schmief

A gaseous excretion from the penis.

After she quiefed on her boyfriend, he retaliated with a powerful schmief of his own.

by Stenman May 4, 2004

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Schizenhaumer

1)Replacement for a swearword, is a cross between german and gobbledegook. Is often said in one's head as it sounds extremely stupid when said out loud.
2) very stupid name for a butler.

1)Oh, schizenhaumer, I left the oven on.
2)Oh, schizenhaumer, I left the oven on. can you go and turn it off for me?

by Daniffer October 17, 2005

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schmibes

a term of endearment for a friend or loved one.
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schmibes, schmibbles, schmibula, schmibby, schmib, schmiggy, schmibbo, schmibboo, schmibber, schmiblet, & schmibzy

aw...schmibes that was so sweet of you

by lindsey<3 August 3, 2007

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Schmitzed

The act of being untruthful in regards to ability while competing in a competition. Sandbagging to a large extent which may cost you friends and or associations with a group.

We got schmitzed in our match today. There is no way that guy plays to a 18 handicap when he shoots 83 and makes sand shots like that.

by ###LL$*EI December 3, 2019

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