Schminty

Act of eating out a girl while you have a chew in your mouth

Matt just got done giving wendy a schminty and now wendys vagina is schminty fresh

by Detroit dikhead May 24, 2018

Shminky

A word for a small penis, usually smaller than 3 inches even when erect.

My Shminky may be small but glistens in the moonlight and rises in the full moon.

by Fading Boner July 11, 2019

schmink dink

Schmink dink is a word that you call Ryan because he doesn’t understand it :)

Ryan: slink dink
You: no doofus it’s schmink dink ya schmimk dink

by Strawberrycow4040 May 11, 2021

Schmink

The art of courting an attractive female to (hopefully) ultimately result in copulation.

You were on the schmink last night!
Wouldn't mind schminking her!
I see you were laying down schmink tactics.

by Steve the Beast August 22, 2003

Schtinky

A smell three levels above regular stink. Often used to describe the smell of female genitalia.

Not to be confused with "schtanky" which is the average land speed of a horse.

Bro 1: Damn, bro. Her pussy was nasty!
Bro 2: Was it schtinky?
Bro 1: Hella schtinky.

by Adele Fiddler March 1, 2022

Schlinky

A disgusting looking penis. It is a long worm, usually just sitting there. It looks like dead skin.

Steven was doing pushups, and his schlinky fell out of his pants.

by SoH leader December 19, 2011

Schmink

An affectionate term for female genitailia.(similar to pussy, vag, minge, axewound, gut locker etc...

David: Did you fuck that girl last night?
Mylo: Yes mate.
David: Oh yeah, how was it?
Mylo: Well she had the tidiest and best smelling schmink ive enjoyed this year, acctually....

by schminkleston March 8, 2008