Boss ass Mexican bitch !!! Her last name might be German but she's is a OG Mexican . A Schmitke can fuck u nice and good. They also like Abduls
Abdul: I only fuck a Schmitke
Micaela: damn:( I wish I was a Schmitke but I'm too ugly
Abdul: that would be awesome!!
Micaela: i feel violated by Schmitke
Micaela: damn:( I wish I was a Schmitke but I'm too ugly
Abdul: that would be awesome!!
Micaela: i feel violated by Schmitke
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by clobamacare February 25, 2020
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My name is Rolli Schmidt. RITA HAS CAPTURED ME. I BEGGED FOR MERCY BUT SHE WONT LET ME GO TO MY FAMILY.
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Get the Schmidt mug.A German, an American, and a Frenchman are having lunch. They are taking turns complimenting the beauty of each other's languages. The American says "I love the delicacy of French! Like your word for butterfly: "papillon". The word "papillon" is so delicate - just like a butterfly!" The Frenchman answers "And I love the playfulness of English: like "butterfly"! It sounds just like a butterfly if you change the letters around: "flutter-by". Such a beautiful word.
There's a long pause while the American and the Frenchman give the German some side-eye. And the German finally says "Und vot ist wrong mit 'Schmetterling'?"
There's a long pause while the American and the Frenchman give the German some side-eye. And the German finally says "Und vot ist wrong mit 'Schmetterling'?"
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