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schlonged

to get very drunk
to hit someone or thing
to bismark a someone
i got absolutley schlonged last night.
i schlonged that ball a mile
i schlonged that women last night right in the face
by Mat100 January 12, 2009
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schlonged

To be cockslapped by a man with a large penis.
'Shit that teenage mum just got schlonged by that hobo!'
by Maximus Aurelius May 29, 2009
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Schmeezed

East Coast slang meaning high off of the best weed you have...usually krippy/dro
Dude...I am soooo Schmeezed!
by CGiizy August 24, 2008
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Schmeezed

1) To be mildly annoyed or ticked off.
2) To be very flattered.
1) "I'm so schmeezed that our uber driver mugged us."
2) "I'm so schmeezed that you thought of me, babe."
by emiaj01 August 10, 2018
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Schengen Visa

Visa for All 15 european union countries for tourists and buisness
schengen visa countires includes Germany, Italy, Poland, France, Holland etc.
by Dr SS December 6, 2009
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Schmeaded

A general word used to describe a multitude of things that defy explanation. Can be a noun, pronoun, verb, adverb, adjective. Use is similar to Smurf from the 80's hit cartoon show The Smurf's. Can also be used in various forms ala schmeading, smeaded, smeading, schmeader, etc.
Dude you've just been schmeaded!
by MPREZYA September 25, 2005
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schmegged

The hit before an amount of marijuana is completely finished.
When smoking marijuana, there's always one hit before it's cashed. instead of saying "I think it's done, but I'm not sure, you try it" just say "It's schmegged" instead.
by padge December 2, 2005
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