schmammered

The mix between shit faced and hammered.

schmammered to be extremely drunk or intoxicated.

by Samual Pogue August 20, 2008

Schlemee

Someone who thinks they know how to solve a problem but ends up just saying random things that do not make any sense at all. They also have an abnormal fondness of math and physics and feels as if it is there duty to make everyone feel awkward. And feels obligated to do so. while similar to a schwemee, it should not confused with its more social counterpart.

Damn man, Schlemee is wearing zip up pants again and trying to get the attention of the proffessor by yelling "chain rule!!"

by csbdonkeykong77 July 26, 2012

schlemme

The quick and easy way to say "Should let me". Mostly used in informal situations

Hey man, you schlemme have a bite of that sandwich. I haven't had lunch today.

by FatPanda54 January 13, 2017

Schmegele

An overly under-sized penis.

That kid whipped out his schmegele in the locker room, man it was tiny!

by BigDickGriff February 19, 2017

Schmeeze

Another name for a vape or juul

Yo pass that schmeeze I’m fuckin feenin’ bruv

by jakobe1399 September 22, 2019

schlemmer

secretive fuck buddy

by Anonymous October 30, 2003

schmeefer

A word used to describe a person who generally exhibits awkward behavior, tries to incorporate oneself in a private conversation, laughs at innapropriate times/makes unneccesary comments, etc

Schmeefers are generally humorous to observe but can interfere with macks, such as a cock blocker, or even find it dificult to talk to girls

Generally, a schmeefer is an awkward, flamboyant, and possibly even rash thinking person

(word derived from Dick and da Champ)

Wow dick you just dropped lettus Erin's dress, you schmeefer

Whats up Schmeefer!

by Dick Nelson January 12, 2009