schmetzed

when you wake up still drunk

Dude, Jeff was so schmetzed this morning he knocked over all the coffee!

by chadbrochill1700 May 16, 2010

schmaltz

Any unidentified, nasty, liquid-like substance; usually very questionable in what the hell it actually is...

Be careful with this container Bill; it's full of some weird schmaltz...

by Testies321 August 12, 2010

Schmaltzed

Used in the workplace to describe being fucked over by a coworker who didn’t do their job which in turn makes your job harder.

Travis didn’t empty the trash again and schmaltzed me for the 3rd time this week.

by Boardbuilder January 9, 2018

Schmelt

The area between ones sack and the base of ones penis.

Dude,I can't stop itching my schmelt!

by Bobby Schmelt May 1, 2008

HOLY SCHMOLTZ

another term for HOLY SHIT. If you're in class, you can't get in trouble for shouting it!

Adrienne: HOLY SCHMOLTZ! I GOTTA F ON MY TEST!
Teacher: Adr-- err... continue...
Adrienne: :

by Adriennee September 20, 2007

SCHMELTZER

One that fails consistently, especially a person with bad luck or poor skills.

He missed that shot,He's a Schmeltzer

by milky2x February 12, 2010

Schmaltz

to take the last of something and not throw away the box or container that it came in, usually causing much anger in the next person to examine the aforementioned box.

Hey I'm gonna get a donut... What the hell, someone schmaltzed the last creme-filled!

by WuBuRZ October 27, 2011