schmeeee

The lovable assistant to Captain Hook. Also the smell/taste of the substance accumulating on or near the gooch resulting from a lack of showering and an excess of masturbating. Can be used as lubricant for a Karen Jackson, deodorant for Jimith Jacksonith, or toothpaste for a Mcleanith Milleras.

Janet enjoys snacking on the schmeeee between my balls for breakfast after a long night of love making and watching of Family Guy.

by Zanzarella May 29, 2003

schmegley

a word for someone in which you do not know their ethnic backgrounds....they look like chinese but are something totally different

Yo! Look at that schmegley over there.

by xxevllpoptartxx December 1, 2005

schmeeble

Has to do with the feeling of being angry but not enough to actually use any foul language

“Oh schmeebles they gave my favorite table at ihop to non regulars”

by AbscondingMF April 22, 2018

schmeggie

The musky smell of unwashed genitalia.

Bro, it smells like schmeggie up in here.

by zookeeper alex December 22, 2007

Schmgee

Dirtbag, dirty bumb, raw dirt

Derek B is a schmgee, he just checked out Dave K

by Kyle Magz March 22, 2005

SchmeggeldÖrf

A synonym for "Fuck" because too many people know no better word to use at Ozzfest.

Welcome to "OZZ-SCHMEGGELDÖRFIN'-FEST!!!!"

by Potter Toews August 5, 2003

schmegert

1. Someone who does something retarded. Also known as an asshat.
2. Someone who has a lame idea may be called a schmegert.

1: Why would he buy that?!?
2: Man you know he's such a schmegert.

by Chell March 29, 2007