schmegglie

Unrecognizable bits of cloth, paper, lint, fuzz, hair, etc., which covers a floor or carpeted area (or atop another article) and whose origin cannot be explained.

When Stephen opens his backpack, he leaves a blanket of schmegglies for us to clean later.

by Scurvydawg February 21, 2006

schmeglets

any small quanity left of a substance worth keeping

Jack had merely schmeglets left of his sack to smoke.

by gava November 6, 2006

Schmegle

An overly undersized penis.

Man Hayden has a schmegle!

by BigDickGriff February 19, 2017

Von Schmeganhausen

An alcoholic beverage, especially one mixed from hard liquor of Dutch or German origin. JagerMaester is the penultimate Von Schmeganhausen.

"Let me have one more Von Schmeganhausen and then we'll hit the road. Byes!"

by PolyMacEnt October 3, 2007

Shmegal

A person who is unwanted or an outcast.

"Look at that shmegal...urgh"

by Kryptonite23 October 17, 2009

Boob Schmega

To squeeze the boob until the Montgomery goes as red as her nipple, then slap him in the face with it, breaking his nose.

After giving Mary a Dirty Sanchez, Billy copped a Boob Schmega

by Blanchy November 13, 2007

schmeal

anything you want it to be, can be good or bad, (though usually bad). this word derrives from lauren and hogg!! schmear can also be used

can be used when shouting at people from the geography windows at school, or any window for that matter. e.g. "schmeal"

by laurenzo bennitti January 2, 2005