schmertz

Bad luck or misfortune. Especially in a kharmic sense.

You'll have such schmertz tomorrow for pushing me down those stairs!

by HJR May 2, 2006

schmetlap

deposits of highly viscous residue that form on the inner lips of the vulva after a night of intercourse

When Sally and I have sex, I cant go down on her the next morning due to her SCHMETLAP.

by James Goldstein/Levi Norviel May 31, 2007

Schmatzen

German for smacking. May be used as a term of endearment to indicate one is fantastically awesome.

I love you Schmatzen.

by Soarele November 3, 2010

Schmeat

A below average penis, with one exception. If the schmeat is attached to a Knowlsey it refers to a penis so huge it changes the atmospheric pressure of any room it's in.

I can barely breathe with Knowlsey's schmeat in here

by Captaindownloadboner June 15, 2019

shmatza

a depressed or sad feeling.

you dont look to good, whats wrong??

i dont know i feel kinda shmatza.. =

by lectora February 9, 2008

schmectagon

A 23-sided polygon.

Is that a circle or a schmectagon?

by Schmatt Damon March 20, 2013

Schmatta Gauntlet

A narrow walkway surrounded by merchants hawking cheap souvenirs, as frequently experienced when disembarking a cruise ship in a popular tourist port.

So I got off the ship to take a nice walk, but first, Oy!, had to survive the schmatta gauntlet!

by Cruise Maven March 21, 2019