schmear

jis, cum, semen, ejaculate

Try singing, "99 bagels with schmear on the wall, 99 bagels with schmear..." to kill even the strongest bagel craving.

by jackalicious April 8, 2004

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schmear schmeet

The definition of schmear shmeet is to have no personal emotinal touch and to be robotic or computorised

After no sleep and pulling a double shift, i'll be like a real schmear schmeet on my date tonight

by allykeefic and ash February 2, 2006

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schmeerd

A gay person who has a fetish for peanut butter.

That guy is so weird, I wonder what it would be like to be a schmeerd.

by wa1kingdicti0narylmao February 4, 2016

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Mid:Mighty Boosh is better than family guy!
Jim:OH no it int fam Guy rocks!
Brendan: Well i prefer zelda
Jim:were u in this convo?
Brendan:no
Jim:well shut the fuck up then.
Brendan:But....
Jim + Mid: U GOT UBER SCHMEARED GRUNDLE DUSTER!

by James Owens June 12, 2008

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Hershey Schmear

A Hershey Schmear is the result of wiping your ass too early. In other words, instead of cleaning your ass, you actually "schmear" a piece of shit still dangling from your asshole all over your ass resulting in a gooey mess. This, quite frequently, takes a half-roll of toilet paper to clean-up. Hershey Schmear.

I would have been out of the bathroomsooner but I had a "Hershey Schmear" and ran out of toilet paper.

I made a "Hershey Schmear" and wiped shit halfway up my back

Oh, I gave myself a Hershey Schmear just yesterday. It made me late for work.

by JimTimH. August 13, 2012

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