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Schmarmy

Something that is utterly nasty and disgusting to the touch , taste ,smell and sight. Originally use by Ticktoker JDGORMAN to describe a rotten smelly flatulence that causes you to run from the source of the offender.
The bird just pooped on neck and it’s just schmarmy , eww.

Your fart is so schmarmy eww !
by Varanistic November 26, 2020
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schmard

A combination of "schmuck" and "tard", used as an insult against a dumb asshole.
Jim failed his exam because he cheated off the blind girl! What a schmard!
by wilhelm klaus May 12, 2010
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schmarmy

to feel violated in a perverted way and aroused at the same time. Typically an older male preying upon a younger victim leaving them uplifted and breathless, satisfied fully by the knowledge and experience that a mature man brings to the act of love.
"While it bothered her that he was old enough for her to call him Daddy, his skilled and erotic lovemaking left her feeling somewhat schmarmy."
by Jimmy Pol. January 8, 2007
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schmargle

1. Random word for when you don't know what to say or don't care, similar to meh
2. when a conversation has hit a silence, awkward or not.
Zach: How are you?
Katt: Schmargle

Ben: Schmargle
Ian: What was that for?
Ben: You were being silent!
by KittyKatt April 21, 2006
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schmargun

person who is generally a douche bag doesnt know how to do much on his own but loves telling people what to do,extremely inconsiderate and will steal fom you while belittleing you if he owes he wont pay basically a rat bastard
guy 1: man ive been busting my ass for 2 weeks and when it was pay day that assclown russel made up an excuse to not pay he does this every pay day
guy2: what a schmargun ass nigga
by yeahyeahyeah1 June 23, 2010
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Schmarfter

A being that possesses the attributes of someone with a great deal of luck, sliminess, and charm and could probably get away with murder.
Ah, Ben, you're such a fucking schmarfter for getting laid even though you were covered in piss, good work you schmarfter!
by schmarftycunt November 17, 2013
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Schmarkel

A combination of yelling, screaming, screeching, cackling, etc. often expressed buy a gang of young females of the high school persuasion, when they get in a group.
The girls schmarkeld when jaychief walked by with a kick me sign on his back.
The ladies schmarkeld when they saw the kid slip on a banana peel.
by Futbol10! October 17, 2017
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