schmattering

a whole lot, many, bunch

If you don't use a condom and get her pregnant you'll have a schmattering of problems.

by Martin Bellard February 24, 2005

Schmapter

erythang.~a word that that is advanced so far beyond language that it needs no definition. shcmapter is a word that can be interjected as a noun, verb, pronoun, or adjective. it was created to effeciently describe things and actions for people far more advanced in iteliegence and linguistic skills. However it also serves as a helping word for those who are not skilled in the art of articulation; also can be used when a word escapes your brain for the moment.

That meal was so delicious i could hit my mother with a schmapter.

Could i please have more schmap in my schmapter?

Hey, check out the schmapter on the hooker over there.

Oh Schmap.

by jonathon blaze January 1, 2007

Schnarted

It is when you shart yourself but, only....only when a sneeze is the catalyst.

There was some much black pepper in grandma's sauce that I schnarted myself right there at the Christams table!

by master 40 oz. March 18, 2014

schmattering

whole bunch; lots; many

If you don't put oil in your car you'll have a schmattering of problems

by Martin Bellard May 13, 2005

Schmater

Super Duper Hater. They Are a Hater, but not just your ordinary hater, they hate on everything and everyone, a schmater is just a flatout HATER.

Alexus Is a Schmater.

by DieSchmater January 6, 2011

schmasted

it is where you and your friends get so wasted together,
you know that you are so wasted, you try to go and say that you're 'wasted' but it comes out as 'schmasted'

gabby- yeah girl, you don't look so hot.

alana- I'M SCHMASTED!!8&@$%

by therealgabby July 21, 2011

Schmarfter

A being that possesses the attributes of someone with a great deal of luck, sliminess, and charm and could probably get away with murder.

Ah, Ben, you're such a fucking schmarfter for getting laid even though you were covered in piss, good work you schmarfter!

by schmarftycunt November 17, 2013